Miss Pale Elle

I live my life inside a dream only waking when I sleep.

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leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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(via shouldnt)

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dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

(via nebu-la)

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  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
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hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

(via fake-mermaid)

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Yes
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h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

(via nebu-la)

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rxndomparadise:

deep conversations with open minded people are my most favorite things ever

(via nebu-la)

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groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

(Source: stephenhawqueen, via the32ndofaugust)

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